Speedy Delivery

This morning I came in and took off my coat, hung it up, and put my sweater on.

Then I took my boots off and put my shoes on.

Then, from downstairs, I heard the delivery man say as he was leaving, "Have a FedEx day! And a FedEx weekend!"

And the conclusion I formed was that I did not wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning as much as wake up in an episode of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

Never again will I doubt my ability to contribute to the general happiness of others.

Me: Achoo!
Eloise: God, I love it when you do that. It's so funny.