I wish you had died doing something heroic, like digging through the stone walls of a prison. There's nothing romantic about breaking on a piece of tofu.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Light My Fire
R.I.P spork.
I wish you had died doing something heroic, like digging through the stone walls of a prison. There's nothing romantic about breaking on a piece of tofu.
I wish you had died doing something heroic, like digging through the stone walls of a prison. There's nothing romantic about breaking on a piece of tofu.
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Tofu.... that is very, very sad. My condolences :-(
I am mightily impressed at how you blocked your face in that picture. No pigeon-protection needed.
Oh, and I'm very sorry about your spork.
How long did the spork live? I think you should hold a memorial service.
dude, that's not even a real spork. It's got a spoon on one end and a fork on the other. No wonder it broke.
if rei calls it a spork, it's an effing spork, carolyn.
and rei does call it a spork. http://www.rei.com/product/784707
that's why I never eat my tofu in a downward stabbing motion
You all need to see this diagram! http://ragbag.tumblr.com/post/110551152/half-the-fun-of-hybrid-cutlery-is-the-peculiar
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