Canada Has Weird Stuff In It

Okay guys, the truth about Canada and the internet is that Canada doesn't NEED the internet because it has so much weird stuff ALREADY.

Exhibit A: Shipwreck by side of highway

Exhibit B: Dinosaurs by side of highway

Exhibit C: Black squirrels

Exhibit D: Deformed geese
Actually, this is a completely normal Brown Chinese Goose, in case you were wondering. The internet seems to be confused as to whether it is a male or female, which is why I should have bought that beautiful bird book I saw in that nice bookstore. Drat.

Exhibit E: Metal sheep with decorative ribbons
Sheep's milk cheese, incidentally, is quite good.

Exhibit F: Pavlova
Pavlova is a meringue dessert, served here with raspberry syrup. It is very fluffy, very sweet, and is approximately the size of your face. I ate about a third of it. This picture, incidentally, was poor to begin with, and then I inadvertently Photoshopped it to make it look like a grainy illustration from a yellowing 1959 issue of Good Housekeeping. Oops!

Exhibit G: Grievous misuse of punctuation, which is, after all, the internet's chief export
I'm seriously considering sending this to The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks. To be fair to the signmaker, the floor was actually not slippery at all, so perhaps the quotation marks were ironic.

Tune in next time for the things Canada has in it that are awesome.