Friday, October 23, 2009
Too Far
I'm all for a few Halloween decorations-- we have some cobwebs on the porch and an assortment of decorative gourds around the apartment, but I have to draw the line at 17th and 6th, where someone has installed a life sized Freddy Kreuger holding a severed head on their very shadowy porch. Walking home at 4am is bad enough, but that special moment you think you've met a serial killer makes it so much worse.
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You're carrying that ray gun everywhere, though, right??
Seriously. What Simon said. And not on Death by Chocolate or Patronize mode. Cause that won't stop a killer.
But I think at that point I'd give up and sleep at work. Or yell at the people with the scary decorations. Only not really cause I don't yell at people. But if I did. Ohhh. If they were kosher (which I'm guessing they're not) I would be passive aggressive enough to leave bacon jelly beans on their porch...
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