Friday, February 10, 2006

Speedy Delivery

This morning I came in and took off my coat, hung it up, and put my sweater on.

Then I took my boots off and put my shoes on.

Then, from downstairs, I heard the delivery man say as he was leaving, "Have a FedEx day! And a FedEx weekend!"

And the conclusion I formed was that I did not wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning as much as wake up in an episode of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Never again will I doubt my ability to contribute to the general happiness of others.

Me: Achoo!
Eloise: God, I love it when you do that. It's so funny.