One of the nicest things about this apartment is the presence of Tea Pirate. Yes, his belly is full of tea. Originally I thought the red stuff tucked in his belt was a cup of tea being poured into his pocket. It is not-- it's a revolver. Yes, I know, that does make more sense-- clearly the pirate should be more concerned with defending the tea in his belly than pouring cups of it into his pockets. Anyway, as far as I can tell he's always on his best behavior and has never tried to shoot me as I fish around for an earl grey. Keep up the good work, Tea Pirate.
