Whatever you do, don't try to sit on the steps of St. Peter's, even if you're really, really tired and hot and really do feel bad about accidentally cursing at nuns in the Sistine Chapel earlier in the day. Because if you DO try, you'll get your ass smacked by a terminally oppressed and repressed God Copper who will shout at you in Italian or maybe Latin. Like you should already know or something.
There are only two possible messages. The first is an automatic response to the second and the second is an automatic response to the first. The first is, "Here I am, here I am, here I am." The second is, "So glad you are, so glad you are, so glad you are." (Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan)
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I liked that.
Whatever you do, don't try to sit on the steps of St. Peter's, even if you're really, really tired and hot and really do feel bad about accidentally cursing at nuns in the Sistine Chapel earlier in the day. Because if you DO try, you'll get your ass smacked by a terminally oppressed and repressed God Copper who will shout at you in Italian or maybe Latin. Like you should already know or something.
you cursed at NUNS? on the pope's own turf? no wonder the god coppers were after you, heathen!
It was a HYPOTHETICAL scenario.
interesting. because i can see both you and ivan accidentally cursing at nuns.
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