now that we're neighbors, we should hang out. and then we should uproot that sad little tree. maybe terrorize some locals... ya know, usual hedgehog mayhem.
Does anyone know of a place that sells tree extensions... like the hair extensions that you can get a bundle of for only $19.95 from any late night cable channel?
A few of those, discreetly attached during the night would do wonders for this poor tree.
There are only two possible messages. The first is an automatic response to the second and the second is an automatic response to the first. The first is, "Here I am, here I am, here I am." The second is, "So glad you are, so glad you are, so glad you are." (Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan)
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now that we're neighbors, we should hang out. and then we should uproot that sad little tree. maybe terrorize some locals... ya know, usual hedgehog mayhem.
Does anyone know of a place that sells tree extensions... like the hair extensions that you can get a bundle of for only $19.95 from any late night cable channel?
A few of those, discreetly attached during the night would do wonders for this poor tree.
Now that would be hedgehog mayhem!
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