Yours

I: I'm hungry
C: You could eat the eggplant.
I: I think I'm going to throw out the eggplant.
C: Oh.
I: Why?
C: Well I thought of a good post I could do with the eggplant, but I would have to pretend it was mine...
I: ...
I: you have my blessing. The eggplant is yours.

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