A little while ago, Simon P. told me she had gotten engaged (!); a few days later we had this exchange over text:
Simon P.: I've just realized I will never marry Ari Shapiro.
Me: Ari Shapiro is gay. You never were going to marry Ari Shapiro.
Simon P.: BUT NOW IT'S SO REAL!
Don't worry, Simon P. You and Ari will always have NPR.
Thursday, February 09, 2012
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Another harsh truth. Sometimes even the gay ones are taken! You wouldn't want to break up a marriage. You'll be happy to know that Ari and his spouse were supplied with birth control information when they got their marriage license - so unexpected miracles won't happen.
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