lazy?

a story about my neighbor as told to simon:
Ivan (8:44:03 PM): haha, i have a good la story to post
Ivan (8:45:38 PM): well, it's not a real story story:
Ivan (8:45:55 PM): B is my neighbor
Ivan (8:46:04 PM): B drives a porche
Ivan (8:46:16 PM): B drives his porche to work
Ivan (8:46:19 PM): B drives his porche to work at fox
Ivan (8:46:24 PM): the neighborhood shares a wall with fox. i could pole vault there if i wanted to.
Ivan (8:46:34 PM): end of story. welcome to la la land.
Ivan (8:46:55 PM): see, not a real story
Ivan (8:47:09 PM): my armpit hurts