Sunday, December 04, 2005

awesome is...

awesome is: ending a verbal altercation with your coworker by shutting the door... on your boss' hand... severing the nailbed and breaking his fingernail cleanly in half... and then spending the evening with him in the emergency room... while he calls his friends and leaves messages like "hey, yeah, my employee cut off the top of my finger... we're gonna have to postpone the golf game".

3 comments:

Simon said...

Wow. That is awesome. I got lost in the city today for quite a long time, but there was no bloodshed, so it wasn't as awesome.

Poor Ivan.

Matthew said...

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ouch.

Adam said...

Oh god!!