There are only two possible messages. The first is an automatic response to the second and the second is an automatic response to the first. The first is, "Here I am, here I am, here I am." The second is, "So glad you are, so glad you are, so glad you are." (Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan)
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Your heart is cold.
yes, but the sunshine is warm.
Here's something to warm Simon up and melt Ivan's heart a little... ;)
http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/fv/bacon-flavored-vodka
NO. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
wonderful! we should drink some at our summer reunion!
Man. Simon will never let us meet now.
well, not for drinks at least.
OMG. It just gets better and better. How awesome is this? http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
Oh, I give up. Clearly you have passed beyond the power of reason! Squeezable bacon should not exist.
Simon. Try to buy it. This is an important step in the process. Don't actually buy it, but try.
Wait, is this like the gravy bath? Because that one I saw coming. But you bacon people... I WOULD NOT PUT THIS PAST YOU.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/04/in-videos-squeez-bacon-from-thinkgeek.html
This explains more in detail. Squeez Bacon as a product sold by think geek does not exist, but Scandinavia has bacon flavored cheese spread in tubes.
Bah-- think geek pulled that crap with the USB George Forman Grill-- totally put me back to square 1 with Christmas presents for my brother.
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