Monday, April 20, 2009


My Botflies are getting WORSE and though I've experienced some very, very satisfying itch sessions, I am perplexed. How is it still appearing? Is it on my clothes? In my car? Is Gil coated in poison oak? Is this really from my initial exposure two weeks ago? What a wretched, wretched plant. I wish nothing but the worst on you, Poison Oak. May you be plagued by drought and then eaten by an alpaca.


Simon said...

Ummmmm. How long is poison oak/botflies supposed to take to go away?

As a consolation, that will probably never happen to you in New York.

Nevertheless please use caution in Central Park.

Ivan said...

The internet says up to a month. The internet sucks.