Monday, May 04, 2009

Light My Fire

R.I.P spork.
I wish you had died doing something heroic, like digging through the stone walls of a prison. There's nothing romantic about breaking on a piece of tofu.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tofu.... that is very, very sad. My condolences :-(

Simon said...

I am mightily impressed at how you blocked your face in that picture. No pigeon-protection needed.

Oh, and I'm very sorry about your spork.

Katie said...

How long did the spork live? I think you should hold a memorial service.

carolyn said...

dude, that's not even a real spork. It's got a spoon on one end and a fork on the other. No wonder it broke.

Ivan said...

if rei calls it a spork, it's an effing spork, carolyn.

Ivan said...

and rei does call it a spork. http://www.rei.com/product/784707

Anonymous said...

that's why I never eat my tofu in a downward stabbing motion

Katie said...

You all need to see this diagram! http://ragbag.tumblr.com/post/110551152/half-the-fun-of-hybrid-cutlery-is-the-peculiar