Should I be concerned that I live in a city where milk spoils seven days earlier than anywhere else in New York state? Also, I feel like having a Wegman's in Brooklyn would solve this problem.
Everyone knows the NYC is a fast paced city. Time simply moves more quickly there - hence the milk spoils sooner than in other places. Simple. Ask any quantum physicist.
If you had purchased that milk in a store in Massachusetts, say, the carton might read "Sell by Feb 6 - In Vermont Feb 12". Time works the other way up there, because everything in Vermont is slower.
There are only two possible messages. The first is an automatic response to the second and the second is an automatic response to the first. The first is, "Here I am, here I am, here I am." The second is, "So glad you are, so glad you are, so glad you are." (Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan)
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Uh. That's worrisome.
Whaaaa?? Are milk burglars a problem there?
Everyone knows the NYC is a fast paced city. Time simply moves more quickly there - hence the milk spoils sooner than in other places. Simple. Ask any quantum physicist.
If you had purchased that milk in a store in Massachusetts, say, the carton might read "Sell by Feb 6 - In Vermont Feb 12". Time works the other way up there, because everything in Vermont is slower.
And the cows are contented.
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