Food Cop

I try to avoid writing blog posts that involve my co-workers -- because I don't want to get dooced, become famous, and make a million dollars, that would be terrible -- but I can't resist this one.

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From: Co-Worker
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:52 PM
To: Department
Subject: Food Cop: Report for 5/6/11

Detected odor of decay in local food-cooling unit; searched premises.

Apprehended a small, over-age salad and a sack with moldy fruit. Perps removed.

Am currently monitoring takeout noodles.

- Food Cop


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From: Simon
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 4:16 PM
To: Food Cop
Subject: RE: Food Cop: Report for 5/6/11

I have been trying to remember to remove those takeout noodles for the better part of a week. I’ll do it before I go home today. Thanks for the reminder, Food Cop!


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From: Food Cop
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 4:16 PM
To: Simon
Subject: RE: Food Cop: Report for 5/6/11

Just doing my job, ma'am.

- FC