Friday, March 02, 2012

What Ivan would like you to know about the difference between manatees and dugongs

Manatees drink only billy tea and snack on mudbugs with a side of sweet chilli sauce
True story.
Dugongs eat more refined things
Only a savage would drink billy tea

It's my fault for telling her that she should write a post about dugongs, and that it "need not be factual."

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